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Cheesy Cheese Balls

16 Oct

First of all, love love LOVE both covers…but….

The title of the article is so fucking cheesy. “Victoria’s Secerets,” gee I wonder how many people used that title for anything Victoria Beckham related. The only life line that this article had are the pictures and the couture.


1997 Is Making A Comeback

28 Jul

First of all…is this movie really necessary? The first Titanic is a classic that should never be watch nor be made to a sequel. It’s like Michael Jackson’s “We Are The World,” it should have never been touched.

Second, the word in the media streets is that there are talks that there might be a sequel to the classic Spice World. Probably we might find out what happened to that creepy stalker photographer/spy. Did he really turned his life around after realizing he was living a meaningless life? What does Nicola’s baby girl look like now since she’s all grown up? Will her father be revealed or is he still getting a pack of cigarettes from “the store”? Is she still a single mother? So many questions that need to be answered. I just hope that it has all five girls. It would be like the reunion tour but in the silver screen.

R.I.P. “Rollin With My Homies”

20 Dec

The Clueless star Brittany Murphy dies at the young age of 32 from cardiac arrest. She was found unconscious in the shower by her mother at 8 am this morning. When the paramedics arrived they have declared that she has gone through full cardiac arrest and immediately administered CPR to revive her.  But she was pronounced dead upon arrival in Cedars Sinai Hospital at 10: 04 am. 

November 10, 1977 – December 20, 2009

 My condolences and prayers goes out to her friends and family. 

Her whole death situation does not quite curl to me because nobody in history dies at the young age of 34 by natural causes and there are too many renditions of how she was found died before the paramedics came Though the last I have seen of her she had this vibe that she wasn’t going to last long. But for the mean time my she rest in peace.

Sooo…The Word “Guido” Is A Positive Thing?

9 Dec

Last Thursday MTV premiered their new show Jersey Shore. Some say it is The Real World mixed with The Hills. I disagree, there is nothing fake about this show. I mean your dealing with real East Coast people here, they don’t fake anything. The show is more of a continues episode of the other two Jersey Shore House episode that they showed in True Life. I hate to admit I actually liked it and the sad part is I actually like “The Situation”. It is rare to find a loveable cocky meathead and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is one of them. How genius was he to easily make those girls get a costumed “I Love The Situation” bootyshorts? And they were all in hot pink!

Recently Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was interviewed by and something he said just did not quite curl to me.

“The older generation doesn’t understand. These days in New York and New Jersey a ‘guido’ is a good-looking Italian male that likes to have fun and a ‘guidette’ is a good-looking Italian girl,”

I remembered when I dated a guy from New York from way back, he introduced me to the word “guido” and of course one would ask what does “guido” mean? Well the etymology of the word might derive from the proper name Guido which is given name of Italian origin, but when used in slang it is perceive as a racial slur, considered derogatory, or an ethnic slur. Originally MTV was going to name the show Guido Beach. Yeah, this is the segment that does not quite curl to me. Why, you say?

Well “guido” is a racial slur that the new generations of that culture and  turned it in to a positive. Which is parallel to the free usage of the  “n-word”. The older generation feel it is not appropriate because it is embracing ignorance and people fought so hard for their rights so that their children do not have to endure the racial slurs that they endured everyday during their time.

I Don’t Know What To Say About This

6 Dec

As you all know about the Tiger Woods affairs, yes there are more than one. But what most of you might not all know is that  Tiger needs to take Ambien in order to sleep after dreaming about one of his mistress Rachel Uchitel having a threesome with my Derek Jeter and David Boreanaz. As he quoted telling his mistress about his dream via email:

“I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament,” Woods reportedly wrote. “I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f–ked by Derek and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that.”

Tiger was reported that he became so hard that he needed sleeping pills to relax and return to bed stating:

“Now I can’t get back to sleep. My body is tired, but my mind is awake. Need an Ambien.”

When the news broke out about Tiger Woods’ affairs, I was not shock. I mean he’s an athlete and almost all athletes cheat! So I don’t know why everyone is making a big deal about it. But this whole threesome dream thing…I don’t know. This is some other kinky situation and it was recently reported that Tiger met the mistress in one of the parties that Jeter threw. Probably Tiger has a man crush, I don’t know, but all I know is that all of this is does not quite curl to me.

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